HolyMoly, if I could follow a crochet pattern, there would be at least seven of these in every room in my house.
Big and small.
Like lily pads.
And I could jump from one to the other to get from our bedroom to the kitchen.
And then the living room.
And then the bathroom.
And then back to the kitchen for a cup of tea.
I'd call them ... Doilily Pads.
(You know, like "a 'Jump to Conclusions' mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor ... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.")
And ... I'm out.
(For the tutorial on Julie Reed's crocheted bath mat, find the DIY in the Design*Sponge archives here.)