My perennial go-to name for my non-existent mystery dog used to be Cletus. But I've officially been topped. One of our professors proudly introduced us to her Chihuahua today. His name is Busta. As in Busta Cap. She explained, "He told me that's what he wanted to be named. He told me if I didn't, he'd bust a cap in my ---." So yeah, like I said, official.
Oh, and his doggie tag reads "Holla at my peeps" right above the phone number to call if he's found somewhere. Run, Busta, run.